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Ask God Tier John




The Girl Behind Ask Kanaya Maryam

Please Do Not Send Me Fanmail
It Will Be Ignored
Please Only Send Asks

As Dave Puts It….Dem Hips Dont Lie?

(With the beginning of the new spring semester gradually just becoming my spring semester and no longer a hassle of holy shit ADJUST I have more time to work on AskKanaya so whose ready for a comeback cause I know I am! Ask away peeps cause I may actually close my ask box in about a week!)

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video and male voices: Bestifusedby.tumblr.com

Kanaya and female trolls: Me

princessadeli:

no-homestuck-left-behind:

exsexily-whorebible:

shoutinginstereo:

and-the-darkness-gave-no-token:

Salutations Ladies
Look At Your Matesprit
Now Back To Me
Now Back To Your Matesprit

Much To Your Dissatisfaction She Is Not Me
However If She Stopped Being A Pathetic Normal Troll And Started Being A Rainbow Drinker She Could Glow Like Shes Me
Look Down
Now Back Up
Where Are You?
Youre On A Meteor With The Woman Your Matesprit Could Glow Like
Whats In Your Hand
I Have It
Its A Revving Chainsaw To Kill That Clown We Hate
The Clown Is Now In Multiple Pieces
Anything Is Possible When Your Matesprit Glows Like A Rainbow Drinker And Not A Juggalo
Now Come Here Rose

I CANT

GUYS ITS A FUCKING EMERGENCY MY PANTS HAVE GONE MISSING CALL LIFE ALERT

princessadeli:

no-homestuck-left-behind:

exsexily-whorebible:

shoutinginstereo:

and-the-darkness-gave-no-token:

Salutations Ladies

Look At Your Matesprit

Now Back To Me

Now Back To Your Matesprit

Much To Your Dissatisfaction She Is Not Me

However If She Stopped Being A Pathetic Normal Troll And Started Being A Rainbow Drinker She Could Glow Like Shes Me

Look Down

Now Back Up

Where Are You?

Youre On A Meteor With The Woman Your Matesprit Could Glow Like

Whats In Your Hand

I Have It

Its A Revving Chainsaw To Kill That Clown We Hate

The Clown Is Now In Multiple Pieces

Anything Is Possible When Your Matesprit Glows Like A Rainbow Drinker And Not A Juggalo

Now Come Here Rose

I CANT

GUYS ITS A FUCKING EMERGENCY MY PANTS HAVE GONE MISSING CALL LIFE ALERT

(Source: miyuli)